I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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