People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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