First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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