the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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