quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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