I think i peed on brittanys purse
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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