Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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