Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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