It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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