I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Randomize
