he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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