Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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