lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
