it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
they need to just BURY HIM!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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