That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm both gender and math confused
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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