Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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