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wakey wakey hands off snakey
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you inspire me to be a worse person
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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