Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Blood and glitter go together right?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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