Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
