just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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