I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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