But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Randomize
