When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Randomize
