It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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