Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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