Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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