Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
