jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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