just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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