I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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