between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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