Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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