I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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