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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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