I think scott just propositioned me for sex
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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