Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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