I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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