dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you would pick up someone in the library
operation harelip BJ is a go
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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