They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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