I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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