Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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