That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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