she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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