If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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