is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
false alarm. still invincible.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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