your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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