Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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