four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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