so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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