she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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