Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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