Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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