Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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