There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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